[Intro: Chevy Levett]
Man, my life fucking sucks (Fucking sucks)
Everyone here is having so much fun
Here I am just, well

[Verse 1: Chevy Levett & Bmike]
Man, I′m supposed to feel I should have the time of my life
I'm at a party, but I feel like I′m just tired of life
And everybody that's around me is always higher than kites
With a vice
Like here's some ice and puge, try it it′s nice (Hey!)
Well, thank you for the offer, I don′t mean to offend you
But, you see, it's just drugs are something I′d never tend to
Contemplate of ever taking
Well, you're here at the venue
Who are you?
Captain Ringe, and I′ve come to the rescue
So come and take a walk with me, we'll go to the restroom
For a one way trip that′d you love to attend to
You see, I can protect you with this treat on the menu
These other dudes are smoking it, but you should inject, dude
I'm really quite flattered and don't think I′m offensive
But I′m afraid the answers no, so if you'd show me the exit
Bro, I′m only trying to help you, can't you actually see?
I guess you're right, it′s one hit, well how bad could it be?
[Chorus]
It's you, and only you, everybody else just didn′t show up
So come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock
Or even ice, or crystal methamphetamine
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

[Verse 2]
Had a little bit of this, and a little bit of that
Then smile, cause you're on your way to wonderland
Mike, you again from back at the party
What you mean? It's just begun, so grab the pack of bacardi′s
I′m your buddy, right?
I guess
And buddies help you so fun things
So take this fucking needle that I have through your bloodstream
Just stick it in?
Yup
Find the vein and then jab it?
Uh-huh
Where's the needle from?
Just from you mom′s medical cabinet
She won't notice now, just hurry, inject it
I′m scared I'll infect it
Do it, pussy, and the pun is intended
Ok, ok
See, now isn′t that better?
I'll brighten up your days like I'm the sun to bad weather
Sir Ringe, I feel funny, and I hear my heart beating
From scratching all the bugs under my skin, my arm's bleeding
I wanna start screaming
Punch walls and spark beef with my local
Church and axe the head off of archdioceses
Unleash then, it′s easy
Dip into the deep end
My buddy named ardowen will come fix you up this weekend
Cause I am the only friend of reason, whose seen it
Who′s been right by your side because it is, and it's always been
[Chorus]
You, and only you, everybody else just didn′t show up
So come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock
Or even ice, or crystal methamphetamine
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

[Verse 3]
Cut the bull, we'll ride the rodeo
Then you can dance with the devil on this Do-si-do
The only difference is we don′t wear Prada
But I'll still have you singing la-de-da-da
You see it′s you, oh goodness me, it's only you
I'll steal you wallet, then your soul, then you family too
Now we can do this the easy and maybe the nice way
Or I′ll sink your relationships with tidal waves
Oh can I get that stove
Can I get that spoon
I′m like shock
Can I smoke you up like cigars?
Can you make me lock out my jaw?
Can you give me high?
Give me low?
Can you get me out of this dome?
Listen kid, I'll make you feel however happy you want
See, I′m the type of dude that purposely get under your skin
No, literally, I'll make you dig your nails three layers in
And when I′m done, I'll spit you out, and to the next I′ll move on
So here we go, what's the words?
Everyone, sing along
[Chorus]
You, and only you, everybody else just didn′t show up
So come on
Just take a hit, just take a hit from the syringe
Some people even know me as rock (As rock)
Or even ice (or even ice), or crystal methamphetamine (Hahahaha)
Just take a hit, just take a hit
And call me Captain Sir Ringe

[Outro]
Hahahaha
Don't you see?
It's you
It's always been you
It's only you
It's only you, oh
It's only you
It's only you
It's only you
It's only you, oh
It's only you
It's only you
And call me-