[Verse 1]
Well, outside in the hall there's a catfight
It's just after midnight, I guess I'll be alright
Laying out on the floor, drunk and poor
How much longer how much more
Rock me to sleep, strong and deep
Screaming cats they give me the creeps
But aside from all that I feel no pain
Staring up at the ceiling stains

[Chorus]
Neon in the window
Sirens far away
News on the radio
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday

[Verse 2]
They're at it again next door
This whole floor I swear they're out to drive me crazy
But not right now, I'm high as a cloud
I'm soft and gray and lazy

[Chorus]
Smoking out the window
Feeling far away
News on the radio
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday
[Instrumental Bridge]

[Chorus]
Fly me out the window
Somewhere far away
News on the radio
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday