We saw a sad girl walkin' a while ago
Said she didn't have her sweetheart anymore
But there was some place that she just had to be
And that was inside of some lonely room with me

Well, I told her it didn't think that'd be too hard
But I had to leave or else my wife would starve
Then she said, "There's something else I've gotta do
And that's be inside some lonely room with two"

Oh, I don't care if you're from Abalony
That's 'balony, just the same
No, I don't care if you're from Abalony
That's 'balony, just the same, just the same

Now here's another verse that's good for you
And that all that's good might not be good for you
And the things that people sometimes say are bad
It's because it's something that they never had

Oh, I don't care if you're from Abalony
That's 'balony, just the same
No, I don't care if you're from Abalony
That's 'balony, just the same, just the same, just the same