[Intro]
You got me
You got me horny
You got me
You got me horny

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it through the po-o-ost

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, all the things you make me do
My heart is ringin' so I'm singin' this song for you

[Bridge]
I'm horny, all night long
I'm horny, all night long
I'm horny, all night long
I'm horny, all night long

[Verse 3]
I searched from town to town but I can't find my boo-ooh-ooh
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singin' the blues
It was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searchin' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin' and I'm singin' this song for you
[Chorus]
Got me horny
Horny
You got me—
Horny
Got me horny
Got me horny
Got me horny
Got me horny
Got me horny
Got me horny