Well a new girl moved across the street
Whoa Mabel!
A rockin' darling, quite complete
Whoa Mabel!
A long, tall gal from Tennessee
Whoa Mabel!
And the way she rocks is killing me
Whoa Mabel!

Well I took her to a record hop
Whoa Mabel!
Thought that chick would never stop
Whoa Mabel!
Parked her gum on a saxophone
Whoa Mabel!
Kicked off her shoes and said, "I'm home"
Whoa Mabel!

Well the band went "zoom" and Mabel flipped
Whoa Mabel!
That chick grabbed me in a crazy grip
Whoa Mabel!
Picked me up and whirled me 'round
Whoa Mabel!
I went eight-foot up and ten-foot down
Whoa Mabel!