[Verse 1]
I said, "Wait a minute lady, aren't you the one I've just been making?
"I made you," she said, "so sit down and listen
I brought you in from the ice into these dreams of downhome cooking
Wasn't my idea to call it civilization"

[Verse 2]
And in a flash I saw the truth about what we were building
I said, "If you're so fucking smart why did you start it you big pranny?
You'd must have known you'd also make the Pope and Richard Nixon"
She said, "I'm just a girl but I can change it"

[Verse 3]
I was drifting far beyond the point of desperation
When in she flew and flung her arms around me
I said, "Is this a deputation from reliberation?"
She said, "I don't know but can you free me?"

[Verse 4]
"'Cause the women in in my group are into unconscious castration
But I just need a man to plug in me
I'm tired of sliding down the razor's edge of my frustration"
I said, "Great, come on then baby, do me"

[Verse 5]
But just as we were getting down to birthday suits and fooling
The door burst in and she said, "Fuck, they caught me!"
I woke up face down over the carpet I was drooling
A circus trainer stepped right up and bought me
And now for a bit of discipline
[Outro]
She said come on everybody
We're gonna turn this whole world round
We're gonna turn this whole world round
We're gonna turn this whole world round