[Verse 1]
Well I walked up to the bar
I laid down my platinum card
Then I ordered fifty longnecks
For my new friends (thanks Kenny!)
[Verse 2]
Well the barmaid passed them out
And before we chugged them down
I held mine up, said here's to us and then
[Verse 3]
Well this blonde slid up to me
Said that was awful sweet
Then I saw her boyfriend
As wide as he was tall
[Verse 4]
Well he broke up our hug
With a six foot, five inch shove
And I found myself slammed up
Against the wall
[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
[Chorus]
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass
[Verse 5]
Well I've never been the type
To walk up and pick a fight
I've always been the kind
To get along
[Verse 6]
I throw parties all the time
And there always on my dime
We drink and dance and smoke
Until the dawn
[Verse 7]
Well my style of stress relief
Sometimes disturbs the peace
The police show up
And cut donuts in my yard
[Verse 8]
And while the Zeppelin's playing loud
They run off my party crowd
They cuff my wrists
And throw me down so hard
[Pre-Chorus]
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass?
I'm just trying to have a little fun
For all the ones who can't
[Chorus]
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass?
[Chorus]
And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
And I drive my truck too fast
Why does everybody want
It seems like everybody wants
Why does everybody want
To kick my ass? Ah
[Interlude]
Uh more like uh
Boys play me a love song
Bedroom music
Ah brothers uh give me a grove
So look to your left
And uh to your right
If it's somebody you don't know
Maybe it's time to introduce yourself
Uh maybe say
Senorita
Pleased to meet ya
Would you like some pizza
Or margarita
[Spanish speech]
[Outro]
He jump out the window with his guitar in his hand
Said shoot me daddy I'm super man
I'm super man
I'm super man
I'm super man
I'm super man
