[Verse 1]
There's a girl on channel thirteen
I know she's gonna fall in love with me
And I'm gonna win the lottery tomorrow
Or the next day

[Pre-Chorus 1]
I drive a Mercedes Benz
I've got a whole buttload of friends
I'm gonna be on CMT someday

[Chorus]
But in my real world
Things don't always turn out so good
Like you wished they would
Yeah in my real world
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
Don't you know?
Oh

[Verse 2]
I got more money than George Strait
I throw benjies out the window all day
Just to see how far they fly, bye bye

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I get more girls than the president
Mom and dad still pays the rent
And I throw parties all night long
[Chorus]
But in my real world
Things don't always turn out so good
Like you wished they would
No, in my real world
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
Don't you know?

[Instrumental Solo]
Solo!

[Chorus]
In my real world
Things don't always turn out so good
Like you wished they would
No, in my real world
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
Oh, don't you know?

[Chorus]
Oh, in my real world
Things don't always turn out so good
Like you wished they would
Oh, in my real world
I'm a little bit messed up and broke
Don't you know?
Ohh, ohh
[Breakdown]
Yee haw!
I'm a rockstar
I'm a cowboy
Everybody loves this song
I'm a rockstar
I'm a cowboy
Everybody sing along
I'm a rockstar (I'm a rockstar)
I'm a cowboy (I'm a cowboy)
Everybody loves this song
I'm a rockstar (I'm a rockstar)
I'm a cowboy (I'm a cowboy)
Everybody sing along

[Bridge 1]
I got a space ship
Fully equipped
'Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder
I got a space ship
Fully equipped
'Cause I'm a cowboy Stevie Wonder

[Break]
Hey
Hey
Hey
[Bridge 2]
Green green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo
No one's got a name for the brain in the scarecrow
How can he believe what he sees on the T.V.?
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

[Bridge 3]
Happy dancing feet, down the street from the corner
Some may say he's silly, some may say that he's a loner
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac?
(Prozac, Prozac, Pro-oo-oo-oo-oo-zac)

[Bridge 2]
Green green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo
No one's got a name for the brain in the scarecrow
How can he believe what he sees on the T.V.?
Nothing but extreme over-executed fantasy

[Bridge 3]
Happy dancing feet, down the street from the corner
Some may say he's silly, some may say that he's a loner
How can you explain, he's got a name nobody knows it
Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Pro-zac? (Prozac)

[Outro]
Hey! Hey, hey
Yee haw!
Grab your partner
Hey now!
Swing your partner round and round
Smack 'er on the butt and spin 'er all around
Ha ha ha ha ha
*Imitates pig*