Frankie, dear, your birthday gift reveals to me
That at heart you're really not so bad
If I add, your funny face appeals to me
Please don't' think I've suddenly gone mad
You have all the qualities of Peter Pan;
I'd go far before I'd find a sweeter pan
And yet

I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face;
For you're a cutie
With more than beauty
You've got a lot
Of personality N.T
A thousand laughs I've found
In having you around
Though you're not Gloria Swanson
For worlds I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face

Needn't tell me that I'm not so pretty, dear
When my looking glass and I agree
In the contest at Atlantic City, dear
Miss America I'd never be
Truth to tell, though, you're not such a bad lot yourself;
As a Paul Swan, you are not so hot yourself
And yet
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face;
You can't repair it
So I declare it
Is quite all right

Like Ronald Colman?

So's your old man!
Yet it's very clear
I'm glad when you are near
Though you're no Handsome Harry
For worlds I'd not replace
Your sunny funny face

I love that funny face
That sunny, funny face;
Thought it upsets one, in time, it gets one
That's true, for you
Have personality for two
Those eyes! Those nose! Those cheek!
Won't make a movie sheikh
But though you're not patootie
For worlds I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face;
You never bother
About your father
Have you no shame?
You're just a mutt and nothing but!
Yet when you wag your tail
You'll never be for sale
Though you're no Rin Tin Tin, dear
For worlds I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face