I've kissed the girls in Naples, they're pretty as can be
I've also kissed some French girls, who came from Paree
The Spanish girls are lovely, oh yes, indeed they are
But the ladies of Calcutta are sweeter by far

The ladies of Calcutta will steal your heart away
And after it is stolen, you'll say
I've kissed the girls of Naples, I've kissed them in Paree
But the ladies of Calcutta do something to me