A columnist did say
That Miss X and I both (felt that same way?)
I'm so sorry, there'll be no ? today
Just an error in the news

Another did write
That Miss X and I both danced away the night
I'm so sorry, that report isn't right
Just an error in the news

I'd give all I own to pick up a phone
And tell them that my dreams came true
I'd tell them that my true love and I
Are building a home for two

A columnist did say
That Miss X and I (both flew away today?)
I'd be happy if it could be that way
It's just an error in the news