Dog tired sleeping on the train
A couple of hours and we'll be home again
But a big man dressed in blue said
"Hey you lot, we want you"

We had a drugs party in 526

The flick knives were all they found
Ross had lots of fun bending down
Stranded in the smoke, get out of that
Wilf he's safe at home stroking his cat

Lumpyjack's fault he wrote the note
Got drunk on the duty free we got on the boat
Living in a cell really void of time
Offensive weapon be in court by nine

Standing in a cloud of carbon monoxide
No need to run but a need to hide
The zap was the loudest thing I've ever heard
We're just trying to sleep and growing a beard