Magic in the vine, sugar when I cook
Shake and bake the flavor
Come and take a look
Nuts, nuts, nuts everywhere
Berries and wine so divine
They grow in my hair

[Chorus]
It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy, just think
Fruitcakes ain't fruitcakes without me
Here, take this wand in the air
Surprise, surprise that really is my spatula
All day long, I tend the garden
Talk to the leaves and dig the sun (Dig)

[Chorus]
It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy, just think
Fruitcakes ain't fruitcakes without me
Here, take this wand in the air
Surprise, surprise that really is my spatula
All day long, I tend the garden
Talk to the leaves and dig the sun (Dig)

All day long i tend the garden
Eat the bugs and water the plants
Smoke 'em weed
[Chorus]
It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy, just think
Fruitcakes ain't fruitcakes without me
Here, take this wand in the air
Surprise, surprise that really is my spatula
Ain't no fruitcake without me, ahh

[Chorus]
It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy, just think
Fruitcakes ain't fruitcakes without me
Here, take this wand in the air
Surprise, surprise that really is my spatula
All day long, I tend the garden
Talk to the leaves and dig the sun (Dig)