[Verse 1]
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
She says that I can't be alone
Yeah, she was told that time was gold

[Chorus 1]
Super strategy guide
Super strategy guide

[Verse 2]
Don't turn your back on an enemy
She doesn't look too friendly
It's a final fantasy

[Chorus 2]
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same

[Refrain]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more

[Chorus 3]
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name
[Verse 3]
Julie Tearjerky on the ground
She'll swallow anything that's round
Pick it up next time around

[Chorus 4]
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same

[Refrain]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more
Need some more
No happiness, no loveliness
No emptiness
It wasn't here before
Here before

[Chorus 5]
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

[Interlude]

[Refrain]
No comic books, no ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh man, I need some more
Need some more
No happiness, no loveliness
No emptiness
It wasn't here before
Here before
[Chorus 6]
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

[Outro]
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone