Today I killed a cat
‘Coz it shit on my bed
Somehow relieved
Yet I somehow regret

‘Coz now he’s dead
‘Coz now he’s dead

I can see the cat now smiling
At the great cat house in the sky
He sees us getting a shilling
And he had rather wanted to die

The blacker was lucky
He died fast through the blow
While we witness a long painful death

One so slow
One so slow

I killed a cat
‘Coz it shit on my bed
But somehow I’m sad ‘coz
People are lеft alive

Shitting on our heads
Shitting on our heads
I can see thе black cat smiling
At the great cat house in the sky
He sees us getting arrested
‘Coz we’re trying to start a lie

The cat was so lucky
He died fast through the blow
While we suffer our lives
Running fast, dying slow

The blacker was lucky
He died so fast through the blow
While we suffer our lives
Running fast, dying slow

The blacker was lucky
He died fast through the blow
While we sit here and wait
Waiting

Dying slow
Dying slow
Ow!

Give me that can opener!
Dying slow, yeah
Dying slow