We are the carol kings
And we'd like to say hello
We're here to sing you every
Little Christmas song we know

So get ready close or open your windows
Take out or hide your money
Honey we don't care
We're here to sing the staples
Old fashioned Christmas carols
Oh, here we go again

Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too

We'll sing of chestnuts frosting
On the turtle doves comin' to town
We'll sing of building a snowman
And pretending he's Jackson Browne

Silverbells, silverbells
Silver all the way
What fun it is to give love
On a one horse Christmas day
It doesn't really matter
The former or the latter
Coz all we really wanna say is
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too

Come they told me the lord has come
Let earth in heavenly peace
Whispering dope never smoke hope
Will go down in history
History...

We are the carol kings
And we'd like to thank you all
You've been so very kind
We hope that you had a Christmas ball

We really have to go
Coz there's a dozen houses mo'
But next year we'll be knockin' on your door again
And soon we'll all be singin'
The same tune that you're hearin'
Now people let me hear you sing
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too
Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too

Merry Christmas everybody
Happy new year too