Start with a beer, 2, 3 or 4
Then were downing the absinthe, yet still we want more
Skin up a doob and pass that shit round
Phone up tha taxi, get me in to town
Rack up the cocaine, smoke some more mary
Down some more vodka, far too much vodka
Taxi turns up and were already f*cked
Open the window coz I need to sober up, I need to sober up
Will we ever stop, f*ckin' our bodies up?
Get kicked out of a club, for gettin' caught rackin' up
Those f*ckin' bouncers nicked our stash
Arguin' the toss 'cos we want it back