You’re gonna have to tell her where the money went
Why you can’t pay the rent, why you have to move
You’re gonna have to tell her what happened to the car
And who those guys are in the living room
Oh whoa whoa nobody wants to be you

And who’s that girl who’s been hanging around?
The one in the white tube top and the tattoos
And why’s she showing everybody her ultrasound?
And what does that have to do with you?
Oh whoa whoa nobody wants to be you

Did you really think that you could just move away?
How dumb are you anyhow?
You know those guys have their guys everywhere
You know they’re probably watching us right now

You’re gonna have to tell her where the money went
Why you can’t pay the rent, why you have to move
You’re gonna have to tell her what happened to the car
And who those guys are in the living room
Oh whoa whoa nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be
Nobody wants to be you