Jacoby went to China Won the Chinese lottery
Came home with a bunch of money Bought himself a plasma TV
When he got bored with it
He dumped it into the sea
They put him in jail
No trial No bail
Said it was a matter of national security
It's just a beach
A sandy beach
It’s just a beach
A sandy beach
When he got out, he went to Norway
But he had no place to stay
So he stole a tent and pitched it
At the skinny end Of a skinny bay
The police came unexpectedly
On a warm and sunny day
They took him to jail No trial
No bail
But this timе they threw the kеy away
It's just a beach
A sandy beach
It's just a beach
A sandy beach