What does it feel like to get shot in the head?
Every night I watch my daughter fallin' from a mile-high bridge
Sometimes the chainsaw bucks out of the log
Will I ever win the lottery?
These are a few of my, a few of my favorite things

What is it like to take your space helmet off on the moon?
Sit in the gas chamber, falsely accused?
Sometimes the telephone rings at 3 a.m
When the doctor have bad news
These are a few of my, a few of my favorite things

Will I someday see the light and become a saint?
I see my house surrounded by fire trucks and flashing lights
Sometimes people get out in the nick of time
Is that car going to stop?
These are a few of my, a few of my favorite things

What does it feel like to get shot in the head?
Every night I watch my daughter fallin' from a mile-high bridge
Sometimes the chainsaw bucks out of the log
Will I ever win the lottery?
These are a few of my, a few of my favorite things