[Vocals: Paul Leary, Gibby Haynes, both in unison]

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You'll join us here on the 12th Green as we have uh, Tom Kite attempting a difficult 20-foot putt, into a green that's breaking slightly to the left. You just witnessed Lee Trevino attempt an also difficult shot out of the bunker onto the 18! Which has enabled him to tie with Don January for four-under. We also have Julius Boros...

I shot the BBQ pit haaaaaaaaah!
I shot the BBQ weeeeooowee!
They shot the Pope
They shot his ass
It's over now
That's why I say...


Like I said before, Don January, who is vying with Julius Boros, four under. And we now encounter Ben Crenshaw, who has mastered a marvellous triple eagle on eleven! Who is also being followed by Gary Player, who is three under. Both of them have also putted out on three and four in holes nine and ten respectively, uh... we're hoping that Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus can come on around from their three-under position... however Tom Kite is the [?] for first

Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
I wet my bed last night
I woke up sad ooeeeweeweewooo!
They shot the Pope
They shot the Pope's ass
They shot the Pope and I feel good!


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