Lately you've been so mean, it's guaranteed
Your life's a sweet sixteen at thirty-three
You've had it up to here with both hemispheres
With no one left to revere, you my dear

A scientist on TV, said aliens will be
The big discovery of the Century
And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean
There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem

I've blamed myself for years, but it appears
There's nothing I could cheer to stop your tears

A scientist on TV, said aliens will be
The big discovery of the Century
And you must be very pleased, this finally could mean
There's someone you can deem, worthy of your esteem