[Chorus 1]
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
What can you do?
You can never go down
What can you do?
You can never go down
What can you do?
You can never go down
What can you do?
You can never go down

[Verse]
You're bigger than the water
You're bigger than the soap
You're much bigger than all the bubbles
And bigger than your telescope, so you see
[Chorus]
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
The rain my go down
But you can't go down
You're bigger than any bathroom drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain

[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
Ooh
(Never go down the drain)
Yeah-hey
(Never go down the drain)
La, la, la
(Never go down the drain)
Ooh
(Never go down the drain)
[Verse]
You are bigger than the water
You're bigger than the soap
You're much bigger than all the bubbles
And bigger than your telescope, so you see

[Chorus 2]
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain
The rain my go down
But you can't go down
You're bigger than any bathroom drain
You can never go down
Never go down
Never go down the drain

[Outro]
No, no, no
Never go down the drain