[Intro]
Psst, I see math problems
[Verse 1]
Aight, mustard on my Cheetos
Ay yo, any class clown, he a free throw
Man down, call the student body, tell 'em breath, bro
Get a high score all up on my SATs, bro
What's up with all these silly classmates trying to see detention?
I'm the fastest runner in school, so to mention
How many snacks you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm selling homemade cookies next to my locker
Skip the class, and hide the homework if mom's watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show children
Certified honor roll, I'm the one that up the skull with 'em
Raise my hand, answer some quеstions, and pass those quizzes
Show up early, gеt extra credit with no notes misses
Say, Drake, I heard you like gum
Give you a noogie if you try to ask for some
To any girl that talk to him and buy his lunch
Just so you know your little sister got the cooties from him
You wear your big brother clothes and those hand-me- downs
And party at the playground with his bros now
And Baka got some weird pets, why is he around?
Certified alligator, certified crocodiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop
Get them numbers up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop
I'ma study up
Why you playing Fortnite? Ain't you tired? Got my test scores, but it's probably A minus
[Chorus]
We ride the bus, we ride the bus, we ride the bus
We ride the bus, we ride the bus, we ride the bus
[Verse 2]
You think the class'll let you disrespect the teacher?
Principal's office gon' be your last stop, mister
Permanent Record? I don't know why you still pretendin'
You should be doing tutor class and school suspension
Go! The principal's not dumb
Copy answer's all you want, hey Drake, they're not slow
Missing homework is still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that something? D's in the classroom and you the Dean's most wanted
Ain't no fun time, It's lunchtime, fetch gatorade or somethin'
Since kindergarten I had this class jumpin'
These bullies get a wedgie, be flipped over up backwards
What's PEMDAS for? Please Excuse My Darn Actions... Sir?
Teacher said straighten your posture
I know my times tables, I do my class projects
Tell the flunkies stop hidin', always absent, no action
No sick days and I'm hands on, do clean-up, get polished
Hugging Wayne's girl while he sick up in the lobby
They gave him lunch money and ya started saying "Sorry"
I'm glad they took that field trip, you didn't deserve it, buddy
From the library to the bus stop, better not speak on it buddy
Need to make up all your tests, multiple choice in a box
That name gotta be written on the left corner up top
'Cause all my scores high, got the number 1 spot
Got a gold star and I'm a send it up to mom
Better be Capri Sun in my lunchbox, ayy
Sweet chicken nuggets and I won't pass the sauce
If Johnny had some apples, how much up in his stock? Ayy
One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy
He be eating boogers, he a nasty lil' guy, ayy
If you get the cooties, then you need to stay inside, ayy
You cannot hang with us while we on the slide, ayy
Recess is over now we gotta get in line
[Chorus]
We ride the bus, we ride the bus, we ride the bus
We ride the bus, we ride the bus, we ride the bus
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, we were all in school
Learning every day, trying to stay cool
Teachers were the guides, helping us to shine
Stay with me for a second, let me tell you 'bout this time
People worked together, making life so grand
Fast-forward, now today, we're still lending a hand
You visit Atlanta for some friendly advice
Let's break it down now, here’s the message, concise
You turned to Future when you needed some fun
Lil Baby helped you get your groove on
21 showed you how to stay cool
Thug taught you things they don’t teach in school
Quavo said you can shine from Northside
2 Chainz said, "Be yourself with pride"
You visit Atlanta for some fun and good cheer
We're all just friends here, spreading joy far and near
Family matters and the truth is clear
It's all about love, bringing everyone near
[Bridge]
Mm
Mm-mm
He need a friend, need a friend, need a friend (Mm)
He need a friend, need a friend, he a
He be eating boogers, he a nasty lil' guy
He be eating boogers, he a nasty lil' guy
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, curfew at nine
He be eating boogers, he a nasty lil' guy
He be eating boogers, he a nasty lil' guy
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, curfew at nine
Let me hear you say, "Oreos!" (Oreos!)
Say, "Oreos" (Oreos)
Now dip this way, dip that way
Then dip this way, dip that way
[Outro]
Is it snack time?
Is it nap time?
Then dip this way, dip that way
Then dip this way, dip that way