I said certified reek
Seven days a week
Wet and Mushy
Making me feel real bleak, oooo

Weah, yeah, yeah, weah
Yeah you sucking on some wet and mushy
Real bad stomach and go plop
Cause it's wet and mushy
Get me puking in a cot
With this wet and mushy

Heat it up sticka right hob on
Extra starch and extra carbs
Put this mushy right in your face
Wipe your nose with no disregard
Lollipop I wanna try
But you a devil, dial childline
Spit out my mouth, I'm gonna cry
This mushy is wet, gotta take five
Tiny lumps all similar sized
Don't taste great, swear I'm deprived
I went for a bite and bit my tongue
Right at the еnd and I cried
Make it steam, makе me scream
Out in public make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me show you how I snot and cling
Gobble it, swallow it, drip down the side of me
Quick spit out, fore I let it get inside of me
She tell me where to put it
Never tell her where I'm bouta be
I run down on them, fore I have her tryna punish me
Taste like s***, might go drip
Ask for a break and you might get hit
You really ain't never gonna finish, I'm ashamed
She already made her mind up, fore she aimed

Now get some juice and a coat
For this wet and mushy
She searched her phone, google mixtures
Of this wet and mushy
Her only mission is to give me
Some wet and mushy
Bring me pain cause your gonna
Feed me wet and mushy

Look I need a babysitter, I need a fat thunder
I need a quick drinka, I need to unloader
Got a stomach ache, think I need Oprah
Fearful look in her eye, as she lean over
She got some honey, then that's where I'm headed
Mushy is vegan, give it some credit
It would appear I'ma diabetic
She let me taste it, now I need a medic
I'm just gonna quit, I'm gonna sulk
I'm gonna gag, I'm gonna bloat
I think you broke my ickle digestive gland
Right at the back of my throat
Ahead plane is flying, go get me a dummy
I'm gonna go cry and it's not even funny
Eyes wide on that thang till it drops right outside me
I spit out this bite, now she gonna fight me
Your honour she a mean witch
Hand cooked creatures
Bit by bit, making me keep weeping
Back on New Years Eve, wish she never conceived me
Only break at night when she way too busy sleeping
This foods plain, I cannot eat it
She feeding this las, out the bottle feeder
Mummy, couldn't be any meaner
She'll leave you in disgust, before she even feed ya
I cannot stand, but I can hang
She keep on feeding, while I'm still restrained
She shook me and ask "you still snoozing?"
This just a trick, time to feed again
EHHHHHHH

Weah, weah, weah
Yea you sucking on some wet and mushy
Real bad stomach and go plop
Cause it's wet and mushy
Get me puking in a cot
With this wet and mushy
Now from the top, make it slop
That's some wet and mushy
Real bad stomach and go plop
For this wet and mushy
I'm talking
WAM, WAM, WAM, WAM
That's wet and mushy
Macaroni in a pot
That's so wet and mushy
Hehhh!