[Verse 1]
Eight miles deep, the well forgotten by mortals
Oh, I drank it empty in one single sip
Eight miles wide, the valley beyond all hope
Oh, I filled the whole with one single fist

[Verse 2]
Five million Christians on a ride towards us
Oh, I slaughtered the bunch with one single hit with my spear
Five million women, so alone in the night
Oh, I had them all satisfied profusely every night by myself

[Verse 3]
Ten thousand trolls hard as a rock, cold as ice
Oh, they ran when I rose to face them
Ten hungry waves, they swallowed my ship
Oh, I steadily walked back home and I only got wet on my feet

[Verse 4]
No single book were behelden by me
Oh, no question I cannot do answer
Only one single lamp do show me this way
And that is the eye of Satan
Satan