Hollywood Hag Superstar

[NOT MY FIRST RODEO JOAN]
In Hollywood, you go from playing ingenues, to mothers, to old hags
And what the hell is wrong with that?
Ha!

[HOLLYWOOD HAG SUPERSTAR JOAN]
Now that I'm over the hill
They put me out to pasture, I ain't had my fill
Not a total disaster
I still have fans I wanna thrill

Hollywood Hag Superstar
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane-Jane-Jane-Jane?
Hollywood Hag Superstar
Bette Davis looked insane-sane-sane-sane
At least the kids will know my name, name
Hollywood Hag Superstar

Straight Jacket was a hit
Murderous with an ax, I saw what you did
'Kay that one had a few cracks but
It is what it is!

Hollywood Hag Superstar
Why was Trog so brutally abandoned-bandoned
Hollywood Hag Superstar
My co-star was a caveman-man-man-man
At lеast the kids will know my name, name
Hollywood Hag Supеrstar!