(Yodelling)

I thought I'd try suicide, I thought it might be a laugh
I stuck my head in an oven but the oven wasn't gas

(Yodelling)

So then I thought I'll take some pills, I bought the wrong ones
All I got was diarrhoea and it ran and it ran and it ran

Suicide, suicide, that's the one for me
I want to be a legend so suicide's for me

(Yodelling)