Underneath the arches
By the barricades
I will do just what you want
If money you will pay

With faded jeans trainers on
My hair bleached and permed
Well if you’ve got the money
Then I will take your sperm

Well chiselled is my jawline
Scarcely an acne scar
And I’ve been had in the toilets
Toilets cars and bars

I’m just a piece of meat
For you to have your fun
So pull my trousers around my thighs
And stick it up my bum

I’m Piccadilly Lilly
So if you want a quickie
I will do just what you want
By the penny arcades

When I do get older
I’ll marry me a soldier
And he will go and buy a boy
From the penny arcades