I've drunk whiskey, I've drunk gin, to allay, to allay my sins
I've been nasty, I've been unkind, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine

I've drunk Cointreau and Cognac
So I could stab you, stab you in the back
I've drunk a lake of wine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine

And I've drunk a barrel of beer to allay, to allay, to allay my fear
I stuck my finger up your behind, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine

I'm a swine