Well we think you're very brave
Break, you know the rules
Think you're individual
Even think you're cool
Well you know, you're gonna anger 'em
All our customers agree
You see, we're dying to book you, swear solemnly

You're too weird
You're too weird
You're too weird

We need to make a thousand pounds
Just to keep still with the bank
My manager will you kill
You're rather camp as well
Although my partner's gay
Our customers might stay away

You're too weird
You're too weird
You're too weird

And we're looking for R&B bands
Who all sound the same
Country, skiffle, Bluegrass
If they play the game
But you're weird
You're too weird
A-a-aaa

You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird, You're too weird
You're too weird