The sky went dark
When from the park
Came gasps of agony
A common pin
It did him in
Was dipped in QRV

On the left bank
She quickly sank
Into depravity
She later died
Of suicide
From drinking QRV

They found him dead
Upon his bed
Contorted horribly
His breath was still
His lungs were filled
With fumes of QRV

With grief her life
Was strangely rife
Her children died at sea
In failing health
She sank her wealth
In shares of QRV
With carving knives
They lost their lives
Sent to eternity
Who would suspect
A local sect
That pedalled QRV

While skipping past
A rail too fast
They perished clumsily
What did they do
But fall into
A vat of QRV

Among the dead
Were listless Ned
Aunt Glou Glou
Lady Twee
The Woolly Flames
And Little James
Done in by QRV

Who once was pretty
Gay and witty
A spirit wild and free
Now lies half dead
Across the bed
A slave to QRV
One day she wrote
A farewell note
She wanted to be free
They found her stripped
Within her crypt
Done in by QRV

Ask not for whom
Was raised this tomb
Which stands above the sea
But know inside
Lies one who died
From taking QRV