[Verse 1]
I caught you streaking in your Birkenstocks
A scary thought in the 2K's
It's not too late
Zits and toothpaste
Got enveloped in your sticker shock
I gotta' tell ya, it's a barrage
It's a barrage
It's a mirage

[Chorus]
We are the Tigers
We need separate rooms
We are so divided, let us in
Change is all we need to improve

[Verse 2]
Call me petty, I mean every word
The "and's", the "if's", the "but's", and the "the's"
Trust me, because I'm worth hating
I'm a 1-800-you can vent
A garden variety amends
Rules you can bend
Insolent arrows

[Chorus]
We are the Tigers
We need separate rooms
We are so divided
Let us in
[Outro]
I believe I never had a spleen
Never had a spleen
Never had a dream
Ice cream [wish-trah?] favorite steal