I've never been in love
I haven't got the time or inclination
In any format or configuration
I've really never been in love
Not when I've seen the stars above
Or when the night is still and moon is shining
And all the planets seem to be aligning
No sir, I've never been in love

I might have been a little drunk
I might have been a little melancholy
It's not as though I was a monk
But no, I’ve never been in love
I might have been a little off
Under the weather from the bad tamale
Maybe a sniffle and a cough
But I’ve never, ever, ever been in love

[Guitar lead]

I just got something in my eye
You can't say that was love
Come on, is this something you wanna argue?
Cause we're already halfway into part two
Now try to listen to me once more
One, two, three, four
I've never been in love
What is this, some kind of ridiculous test?
Why would I lie, and aren't you sick of this yet?
I've simply never been in love
I might have spoken off the cuff
I might have been a little idiotic
Mistakes were made, well, fair enough
That doesn't mean I was in love
Goddamn, who among us hasn't had a little [?]?
[?]
So listen pal, I think we're done
For the last time, I've never been in love