Jeanie's giving me the runaround
You know my heart is dropping to the ground
But if I'd only get you for a date
You know I wouldn't be a second late

She must think I'm square
'Cause Jeanie had to wash her hair
When I asked if she'd go out with me

You know my heart is in your shampoo bottle, girl
You wash and rinse it squeaky clean
You know what I mean?

Jeanie, why don't you give the time to me?
I know your hair is clean and dandruff-free
But if it would make everything all right
I would lather your head every night

She must think I'm square
'Cause Jeanie had to wash her hair
When I asked if she'd go out with me