All right, Dad, you're ready?
Hold on, hold on! Smaaa deee daaa... Ok, ready!

Ummi, you're ready?
Chrrrrggrhr... Ready
Great...
Let's kick it!

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When they lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky

Goin' up to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go to when I die (when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

What, Wembley?
Not Wembley, you idiot, he means heaven!
I thought we got reincarnated?
I'd like to come back as Gareth's hair gel. Hehehehe...

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus (or Krishna)
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky
See? It's who you know!
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
That's where i'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die, and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Could you be more specific?
Is it driving distance?
I'm goin' to need a comfort break!
There better not be stairs wherever it is!
Ah shut up, this is my big sitar solo!

Sanjeev, keep it down, the neighbours!

Never been a sinner
I've never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
He's so sweet...
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky

Oh, send me up with the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Oh, send me up with the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die)
When I die, and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
You already said that, but where?
Go to the place that's the best
An address would be helpful!
Go to the place that's the best
I don't think he knows...
Go to the place that's the best
He keeps saying the same thing!

Well, would you reckon?
Is Will Young available?