Raise the mast on the steadfast
Swifter than a bareback seahorse
Sailing an uncharted sea course
Who could survive such a dangerous mission
Alongside pirates with zero ambition

We got the coconuts poured
We drop the hooks overboard
And if you get a little seasick
We play the Haddock for a Hat trick

We got the hammocks on the main deck
Swingin' low
We got the butler doin' the hen-peck
Screamin' so
He say we shoulda been swabbin' the poop deck
We dunno
It's what the other pirates do, do but we're bringin' you

Yo ho heroes standin' in the gap
Where'd you put the toys, time to take a nap
Yo ho heroes, flighty as a bird, easy is the word
Yo, I'm seein' no heroes

We're on a limbo craze
It's a relic from our limber days
Now we're stuck inside the Limbo-Zone
It's where the pirates go with too much time
And a missing spine
Yo ho heroes, standing in the gap
Where'd you put the map, take another nap
Yo ho heroes, strike a better pose, that's the way it goes
Yo, I'm seein' no heroes

We're on the Bad Mood Swing
We haven't done one thing
Not even a minimum daily requirement
We got the funk without the Parliament

And if you're feelin' a little seasick, rise and shine
And if you wanna get off the guilt trip, now's the time
Because the Captain of the Main Ship, rings the chime
He could be comin' before you know him
What are you gonna show him

Go hero, standing in the gap
Takin' up the slack, followin' the King's Map
Go hero, steady as a rock, I know it's a shock
Yo, there be a hero

Go hero, standin' in the gap
Takin' up the slack, followin' the King's Map
Go hero, steady at the wheel, keep an even keel
Yo, there be the King's hero