[NARRATOR, spoken]
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out

[LARRY]
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where is my hairbrush?
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where
Is my hairbrush?

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports

[PA]
I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

[LARRY]
Back there is my hairbrush
Back there is my hairbrush
Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where
Oh, where, back there, back there, back there
Is my hairbrush

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and comments
[JUNIOR]
Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Larry wonders

[LARRY]
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair for my hairbrush
No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair
No where, back there, no hair
For my hairbrush

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses

[BOB]
Larry, that old hairbrush of yours
Well, you never use it, you don't really need it, so
Well, I'm sorry, I didn't know
But I gave it to the Peach 'cause he's got hair

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments

[LARRY]
Not fair, oh, my hairbrush
Not fair, my poor hairbrush!
Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair
Not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!
[NARRATOR, spoken]
Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful

[PEACH, spoken]
Thanks for the hairbrush

[NARRATOR, spoken]
Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene. Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out

[LARRY]
Take care of my hairbrush
Take care, oh my hairbrush
Take care, take care, don't dare not care, take care
Nice hair, no fair, take care, take care
Of my hairbrush

[NARRATOR, spoken]
The end