[Junior Asparagus, as Dave]
They're big, I'm little
They go, I twiddle
Why can't little guys do big things too?

[Archibald Asparagus, as King Saul]
You're not going to sing, are you?
Couldn't you just play your harp and I'll throw things at you?
Oh...

[Dave]
You're big, I'm little
My head only comes to your middle
But I say little guys can do big things too

[King Saul]
Yes, but Goliath, he's—

[Dave]
He's big, but God's bigger
And when I think of Him, that's when I figure
With His help, little guys can do big things too

[King Saul]
Oh, I see what you're saying
Alright, I understand, now let's suppose that this is true
You still look rather wimpy but I know what we can do
Just step behind this curtain, it will only take a minute
There's a closet in the corner and you'll like what I've got in it
You'll find my royal armor there, don't dally, put it on
Yes, now you'll look much bigger when the battle lines are drawn
One more thing you need I think, pick up my royal sword
It's a big one, and a beauty, the best we could afford
Once you've got it all together, I think you will agree
You're bound to do much better if you try to look like me
Oh, dear
[Dave]
You know, I think maybe I should just be plain old me

[King Saul]
Oh, yes, well, I suppose
But have you seen Goliath? Why, he's, he's just— he's—

[Dave]
He's big but God's bigger
And when I think of Him, that's when I figure

[King Saul]
With His help, little guys can do big things?

[Dave]
With His help, I know I can do big things

[Dave and King Saul]
With His help, little guys can do big things too

[King Saul]
Alright, if you're sure you know what you're getting into
Oh, dear