Quartet:
"There lived a man so long ago, his memory's but faint
Was not admired (did not inspire) like president or saint
But people came from far and near with their afflicted pets
For a special cure (they knew for sure) wouldn't come from other vets
Woah..."

Doctor Larry:
"This is a song for your poor, sick penguin
He's got a fever and his toes are blue
But if I sing to your poor, sick penguin
He will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Nurse Pa:
"He's gone a little loopy, in case you haven't heard
Here's a couple pennicilin for your sickly, arctic bird"

Quartet:
"No skeptic could explain just how, nor could one oft rebut
The wonderous deeds that went on in that little Alpine hut
Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
Woah..."
Pa:
"Good news on the penguin, doc! He's up and kickin'!"

Larry:
"This is a song for your pregnant kitty
She's looking nauseous and a week past due
But if I sing for your pregnant kitty
She will feel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Pa:
"Jump in your car, drive into the city
Buy a jug of milk for your nauseated kitty"

Quartet:
"The practice grew, their profits flew until one fateful day
When the nurse who did assist the doc asked for a raise in pay
The doctor pondered this awhile, sat back and scratched his scalp, then said: 'No way, Jose"
To the nurse of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps
Woah..."

Pa:
"Good news on the kitty, doc. She's feelin' great. Six kittens. Named one after you."
Larry:
"This is a song for your bear-trapped teddy
He looks uncomfy, think I'd be too
But if I sing for your bear-trapped teddy
He will beel better in a day or two
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-lee-eee-ooo
Yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hee yodel-leh-hoo
Yada-yada yada-yada yad-eee-ooo"

Bear:
"Grooooowlll!"

Pa:
"Oh, yeah. That'll work. He's good."

Larry:
"Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo! No, wait! This should work! Yodel-leh-hee! Yodel-leh-hoo!

Quartet:
"Now the moral of the story, it's the point we hope we've made
When you go a little loopy better keep your nurse well paid"

Larry:
"Yodel-leh-hee
Yodel-leh-hoo
Yodel-odle-odle-aye-de-aye-de-ooo-ooo-ooo"
Quartet:
"Oh, some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veternarian of the Alps"

Larry:
"Yodel-ooo"