[Narrator]
And now it's time for Schoolhouse Polka with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka

[Larry]
Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather is cold, warm and hot
Two, two, two, two
Two of my favorite toys
I'm bringing to, to, to, to
A place the first one enjoys…
And I like it, too!

Homophones! Homophones!
Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
With a pair of really soft shoes
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
Bushes that easily bruise

I planted rows, rows, rows, rows
Of a horribly bad smelling rose
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
If the scent will be leaving my nose!
But most likely no
Oh!
Homophones! Homophones!
Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!

Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather is cold, warm and hot

[Narrator]
This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry sing

[Larry]
Whaaaaat happened to my preposition
I took it on an expedition
Put it by the thing
I keep my fish in
Got infected with a skin condition!

[Narrator]
And

[Larry]
I'm a pronoun
They're a pronoun
He's a pronoun
She's a pronoun
Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun too?
[Narrator]
And...

[Larry]
It was the biggest bluest cleanest brightest quickest newest roundest nicest softest tallest toughest lightest smoothest kindest flattest tightest most amazing adjective
I'd ever seen

[Narrator]
And...

[Larry]
I'm done

[Narrator]
Interjections? Adverbs?

[Larry]
Ah
No

[Narrator]
Alrighty