And now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song

One day while talking with Doctor Archibald
Larry confronts one of his deepest fears

If my lips ever left my mouth
Packed a bag and headed south
That'd be too bad
I'd be so sad!

I see that'd be too bad you'd be so sad!

That'd be too bad!

Alrighty!

If my lips said "Adios! I don't like you I think you're gross."
That'd be too bad
I might get mad

Hmm, that'd be too bad you might get mad

That'd be too bad

Fascinating!

If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad
I'd call my dad

Oh dear!
That'd be too bad you'd call your dad

That'd be too bad

Hold it!
Did you say your father?
Fascinating!
So what you're saying is if your lips left you

That'd be too bad
I'd be so sad
I might get mad
I'd call my dad
That'd be too bad

That'd be too bad

That'd be too bad

Why?

Cause I love my lips!

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Oh my
This is more serious than I thought
Larry, what do you see here?

Um, that looks like a lip!

What about this?

It's a lip!

And this?

It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip
It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip
It's a lip it's a lip it's a lip lip lip
It's a liiip! It's a lip lip lip

Larry, tell me about your childhood

When I was just two years old
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue
What could I do?

Oh dear!
They turned blue what could you do?

Oh they turned blue

I see

On the day I got my tooth
I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth
She had a beard
And it felt weird

My my! She had a beard and it felt weird!

She had a beard

Oh!

Ten days after I turned eight
Got my lip stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week cause both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip, "Usta!"

Your friends all laughed
"Usta"
How do you spell that?

I don't know

So what you're saying is that when you were young

They turned blue what could I do she had a beard and it felt weird my friends all laughed

Usta!

I'm confused

I love my lips!

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Uh Larry?

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Larry?

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Wait, Larry, Larry!

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This has been silly songs with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Larry say: "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?

Oh look at the time!

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