Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a King
Like other kings, he had a really neat castle
To live in, and a lovely little kingdom to rule
But unlike other kings this king spent most
Of his time in the bathtub

King George (Larry): Some kings love horses
And some kings love cattle
Some kings love leading
Their troops into battle
But me, I'm not like that
I find that stuff ... yucky
I'd much rather stay
In my tub with my ducky!
Because I love my duck!

Louis (Bob): Sir, if I could have a minute

King George: Love my duck!

Louis: There are some things
We must discuss!

King George: I love my duck!

Louis: See there's a war war
And well, we're in it!
King George: Love my duck!

Louis: Though I don't mean
To make a fuss...

King George: Then don't. Sing with me Louis

Louis: Huh? ...oh... ok. Ahem
Because he loves his duck!

King George: And that is why I can't be bothered...

Louis: Loves his duck!

King George: With the particulars of war

Louis: He Loves his duck!

King George: 'Cause quite unlike
My dear old father

Louis: Loves his duck!

King George: I find it all a bore!
Now concentrate dear Louis
And I think you will agree
The most important person
In the whole wide world is ... me!
So please don't drag me down
With the people and their troubles
Go run some water in my tub to
Freshen up my bubbles!
Louis: Oh boy!

King George: Because I love my duck!

Louis: I don't know why I even bother ...

King George: Love my duck!

Louis: You just can't reason with this guy

Both: Because I (he) Love (s) my (his) duck!

Louis: It's time to face the facts -
I think we're all a little stuck

King George: So let the army run amock!

Louis: I fear the kingdom's out of luck -

Both: Because I (he) Love (s) my (his) duck!

Louis: Yes, undoubltedly we're stuck

King George: So let the army run amock

Louis: Oh boy, we're really out of luck!
King George: Because I love my ...

Thomas (Junior Asparagus): Because I love my duck
You're always there to make me smile
I love my duck
You're my very favorite toy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because I love ... my ...duck!