The Announcer: And now it's time for a VeggieTales Christmas Party. The part of the show where we join our veggie friends at their annual Christmas party

(title card flips over to Qwerty)

Well into an evening of caroling and fun, the caterer has yet to arrive and the guests are quite hungry!

Jimmy: Man, I’m starving

Jerry: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer

Jimmy: Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled

Jerry : Oh, yeah? I could eat twelve sleds...

Pa Grape: Hey Bob, have any Ritz Bitz?

Bob: I'm sorry Pa, not yet. The food’s not here yet

Larry: Hey look everybody! It's Oscar the Polish Caterer with the food!

(others cheering)

Oscar: Hello everyone! I hope you're hungry!

Bob: Oh, thank goodness you're here, Oscar! What took you so long?
Oscar: The Kowalski wedding, those people eat like you wouldn't believe...

Jimmy and Jerry: We believe!

Bob: Well, what'ya bring us?

Oscar: What'd I bring you? What'd I bring you?! I tell you what I bring you!!

The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

A boiled potato topped with dill weed

The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Two steamed perogies

Jimmy: Ahh, what’s a perogi?

Oscar: It’s dough. Wrapped around meat

Jimmy: Oh!

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party
Three simmered gołąbkis

Larry: What's a gołąbki?

Oscar: It’s cabbage. Wrapped around meat

Larry: Oh

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas

Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?

Oscar: It's a bell pepper, stuffed with meat

Archibald: I see

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed
(Jimmy hiccups)

Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Five smoked kielbasas

Pa Grape: What's a kielbasa?

Oscar: It's pretty much just meat

Pa Grape: Oh

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Six fried chruścikis

Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?

Oscar: Actually, it’s a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust

Others: Ohhhh!

Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Bob: Whoa Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full...

Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Seven pitted prunes

Junior: I don't like prunes

Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em, son

Archibald: Oh, is that right

Pa Grape: Uh huh

Bob: Six fried chruścikis

Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas! Oy!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Pa Grape: I'm gonna bust!

Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party

Eight poppy seed cakes

Larry: Poppies! (3x)

(Archibald yawns)

Pa Grape: There's no place like home

Junior: Seven pitted prunes

Bob: Six fried chruścikis

Pa Grape: Five smoked kielbasas! (Laughing)

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed perogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

(everybody except Oscar fell down, feeling tired)

Announcer: This has been a VeggieTales Christmas Party. Tune in next time to hear Oscar say...

Oscar: Anybody wanna lick the spoon?

(Other veggies groaned)