Bob: Well, what did you bring us?

Oscar: What I bring you? I tell you what I bring you

The first Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, A boiled potato topped with dillweed

The second Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Two steamed pierogies...

Jimmy: What's a pierogi?

Oscar: It's a dough, wrapped around meat

Jimmy: Oh!

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

Oscar: The third Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Three simmered gołąbkis...

Larry: What's a gołąbki?

Oscar: It's a cabbage wrapped around meat

Larry: Oh

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies
All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

Oscar: The fourth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party Four baked paprikas...

Archibald: Now, what is a paprika?

Oscar: It's a bell pepper stuffed with meat

Archibald: I see

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

Oscar: The fifth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Five smoked kielbasas!

Pa: What's a kielbasa?

Oscar: It's pretty much just meat

Pa: Oh

Archibald: Four baked paprikas
Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogis

All: And a boiled potato topped with dillweed

Oscar: The sixth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Six fried chruścikis

Bob: Let me guess, something in the meat family?

Oscar: Actually, it's a delightful pastry with a thin flaky crust

All: Ooooh!

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped

With dill weed
Bob: Wow Oscar, I'm gettin' kinda full, I think that's about..

Oscar: The seventh Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Seven pitted prunes...

Junior: I don't like prunes!

Oscar: With this food, you'll need 'em son

Archie: Oh, is that right!

Pa: Uh huh!

Bob: Six fried chruścikis

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed

Pa; Oh, I'm gonna bust! I couldn't eat another bi...

Oscar: The eighth Polish Christmas dish I bring to the party, Eight poppy seed cakes

Larry: Poppies, poppies, poppies...

Archibald: I'm feeling rather sleepy, There's no place like home

Junior: Seven pitted prunes

Bob: Six fried chruścikis

Pa: Five smoked kielbasas!

Archibald: Four baked paprikas

Larry: Three simmered gołąbkis

Jimmy: Two steamed pierogies

All: And a boiled potato topped with dill weed!