This is the song that runs under the credits
These are the credits, so this is where it goes
Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

There once was a song, that ran under the credits
That went with the movie, but this is not that song
Has nothing to do with the movie so we'll say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

Wouldn't it be nice if the song under the credits
Had something to do with the movie you just saw
But that's not the case so for now we'll have to say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey

There should be a rule that the song under the credits
Remotely pertains to the movie's basic plot
That rule has not been made so for now we'll have to say
Hey! Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey hey
(continued)

Larry: I'm gonna go home and take a nap!

Pa Grape: Come on, we have contractual obligations to finish the song

Mr. Lunt: They paid for a full 79 minutes of entertainment, pal! Get back in the booth!
Larry: Wake me up for the prequel! (slams the door)

Pa Grape: Oh, come on! We were just starting to have fun! (laughs) Oh man, I need a Tums. (slams the door)

Mr. Lunt: What? What, are we done? You mean that's it? Zim-bom-a-loo-bop-a-lop-bam-bing? Hey, hey, ho ho ho, Hey hey, ho ho ho, hey hey... If you need me, I'll be on the porch. (slams the door)