Check it out! Check it out!
If you want a bigger hat
We got that!
If you need a tube of glue
We got that too!
A 20 gallon wok?
They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potaters
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!
If you need a rubber hose
We got those!
A rhododendron tree
We got three!
A wrap-around deck
Gotta check
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bungee
Bungee! Bungee! Bungee-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bungee! Come on!
What we've mentioned are only just some
Of the wonderful things yet to come
These pictures you keep are so...nice
But you really should take our advice
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
All you need is lots...more...stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3:
You really, really ought to!

Madame:
How could I afford not to?

Salesman #1:
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!

Salesmen:
All you need is lots...
More...
Stuff!