Check it out! Check it out!
If you want a big hat
We got that!
If you need a tube of glue
We got that too!
A 20 gallon wok?
They're in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba! Come on!

If you need a rubber hose
We got those!
A rhododendron tree
We got three!
A wrap-around deck
Gotta check!

But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a ratchet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji! Come on! (Ow!)