[Mr. Lunt, as Haman]
Your Highness I believe there is much to fear

[Mr. Nezzer, as King Xerxes]
Really? Those Peoni's are no longer here

[Haman]
A much greater danger may await you now

[King]
How's that possible?

[Haman]
With permission, Your Highness, I'll tell you how

[King]
Go on...

[Haman]
It's my duty to inform you and if I'm correct
To ignore this great emergency would be neglect
It's the motto of my office
Serve and protect
There are those who walk among us who show no respect

[King]
Really?
[Haman]
The law must be adjusted
There are those who can't be trusted

[King]
Oh, my goodness
Tell me about these people

[Haman]
A sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the king
I fear if they're not dealt with --
The prospect makes me weep --
A zucchini-shaped sarcophagus is where you'll sleep

[King]
Really?
The nerve!
I am disgusted!

[Haman]
There are those who can't be trusted

[King]
That sure doesn't sound like a nice family
[Haman]
Nope
Your Highness I believe we must act with speed

[King]
Agreed, say the word
I'll give you what you need

[Haman]
A simple solution but you must act now

[King]
Well, how can I help?

[Haman]
With permission, Your Highness, I'll tell you how

[King]
Go on...

[Haman]
After careful calculation I've got just the thing
We'll send to the dreaded isle of tickling
But before I can take action
We have to close the deal
And it needs the kingly imprint of your royal seal
[King]
I agree!
They must be busted!

[King and Haman]
There are those who can't be trusted
That sneaky little family who do sneaky little things
Who stick their sneaky noses into matters of the king
For crimes against the kingdom
The punishment is steep!
The isle of endless tickling is where they'll sleep

[King]
The law is now adjusted

[King and Haman]
For those who can't be trusted

[Instrumental Break]

[Haman]
Ha!
Mordecai is busted!

[Choir]
There are those who can't be trusted