Bob: Excuse me, everyone? Hello!? Can I have your attention please, hello?

Jimmy: Hey look, it's Bob, Hi Bob! How 'ya doing?

Bob: Great, Jimmy, well how are you?

Jimmy: I'm a little hungry!
Jerry: Me too.

Bob: Well the food should be here soon, guys. Pardon me, everybody!

Jimmy: [?]... popcorn balls!
Jerry: I'm so hungry, I could eat a reindeer!
Jimmy: Oh yeah? Well, I could eat twelve reindeer, and a sled!
Jerry: Oh yeah? Well, [?]...

Pa Grape: Merry Christmas, Bob!

Bob: Merry Christmas, Pa.

Pa Grape: 'Ya got any Ritz Bitz?

Bob: Not yet, Pa. The food's not here yet. Um, Larry?
Larry: Yeah, Bob?
Bob: Where's the food?
Larry: I don't know, should've been here by now!
Bob: Oh, this is just great... excuse me, everyone?
Junior: Bob, which way is the bathroom?

Bob: Down the hall, first door on the left.

[sheep bleat as Junior replies]
Junior: Thanks!

Jean Claude: Hello, Monsieur Bob! You have a nice house!
Phillipe: Oh, Mais Oui!

Bob: Um, thanks guys.

Jean Claude: You have any food in this nice house?
Phillipe: Oh ho ho ho ho! [?]

Bob: We're working on it.

Archibald: Merry Christmas, Bob!

Bob: Merry Christ-
[Ding Dong!]
Archibald: Now, where did I put those bells?

[Vegetables Welcoming a Guest?]

Bob: [on a microphone, nearly shouting] HELLO!?
[microphone feedback]
Jerry: Is that a [?] microphone?
Jimmy: Hey, good lookin, I-

Bob: [still on microphone] Ahem. Thank you, thank you everybody! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I would like to welcome you to my house, and the first ever VeggieTales Christmas Party!

[applause]

Bob: As you may know, we have a few volunteers who have prepared Christmas songs from many different places, in keeping with this year's theme: Christmas Around the World!

[Ooh!]

Pa Grape: Kinda like Missionary Week, without the food!

[Laughter]

Bob: Uh, yeah, okay? First we have Palmy, with a calypso version of "Angels we Have Heard on High!"

[more applause]

Bob: Uh, palmy? Palmy!?

Larry: He's not here!

Bob: What do you mean he's not here, where is he?

Larry: Dunno, should've been here by now!
Bob: You're killing me, Larry.

Larry: Well, I'll go first! I'm all ready!

Bob: Oh, alright.

Larry: Great! We're up, Manuel!

Bob: Uh, who's that?

Larry: Oh, this is my friend Manuel! He's gonna play the maracas, 'cause he's got hands!

Manuel: Hola, Bob.

Bob: Hola, Manuel, nice hands.

Manuel: Gracias.

Bob: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Larry and Manuel!

[applause]

Larry: Thank you, everyone! This song is called "Feliz Navidad", which means "Merry Christmas" in Spanish. It also has some other words which means, "I wish you a prosperous year, and happiness"! Right, Manuel?

Manuel: Sí.

Larry: : "Sí" means "Yes" in Spanish!

Bob: Alright, Already.

Larry: And a-one, and a-one, and a-one, two, three!